Does your station have a morning show? Coming up with names for morning shows can be a challenge. I have two of them to give away.
THE WAKE UP COMMAND
Does your station have a morning show? Coming up with names for morning shows can be a challenge. I have two of them to give away.
THE WAKE UP COMMAND
The hosts of the show could have rank, like “captain” and “lieutenant”.
and,
SECOND THING IN THE MORNING
The first thing in the morning you “wake up”, the second thing in the morning you “turn on the radio”.
As for me, broadcasting starts at 10 AM. It’s too late for a morning show by then.
I wish I could wake up to you on the radio, Carl!
I know that you can’t do a morning
show, but if you did one, I would
listen to it every day.
Best Wishes,
Bruce, 1020 CC
Them Morning Show Memories
Bruce there have been many morning shifts and a few morning shows, and I am so glad to be free of such anti-natural responsibility.
The best sleep in life comes in those early hours.
Sometime when we all get nostalgic I’ll blab about some of what can be admitted.
If I was in charge of the radio dial I would make a few changes to the way morning shows are done these days.
Thank you for being so kind.
It would take a long time but…
I suppose I could take all of
your shows, Carl, and record
about 500 different sentences.
Then I could download each
individual sentence from your
shows onto an
IPOD, as if each sentence was a song.
Then I could set the IPOD to
turn on and play (with a timer
and some kind of solenoid to
push the “on” button) – –
when I get up in the morning,
EVERY MORNING! The IPOD could
be set to random shuffle so your
sentences would be in a different
order every morning!
WOW! Every morning I would get a
different Carl Blare show!
Oh man, my wife is here to pick me
up from my job. I have to go.
Well have to put this silliness on
hold.
Bruce, 1020 CC
Carl, if you’re out there… I’m only kidding you know…
I just thought I would follow up
my humorous statement, by saying:
Carl, if you’re out there, you know
I’m only kidding. Right?
I know that all of your shows are
carefully thought out. You choose
your words very carefully. We really
would not want things out of order.
However, I do know of another person
whose announcing could be mixed all up,
and nobody would know the difference.
And that would be:
Me.
Bruce, 1020 CC
Life is a Mix
My philosopher friend, Chauncey L. Fitzkilpatsky, a professor living in a car filled with bottles, says that life is a mix-down and a mix-up with events and sentences interweaving from many directions.
He asked if I’d brought the wine, which I had, and he said, “Let’s do a mix down right now. We don’t need these wine glasses”.
One of his co-eds showed up and he gave me the hint to leave by saying, “Don’t you have transmitters or something you need to do?”